Some “headlines”

Some of the really “interesting” headlines and teasers that I’ve had to grade since Monday. I use the term “interesting” loosely.

The stories were basically this:

  • Landslide occurs on some highway, some people were trapped but no one was killed.
  • Lorry driver on handphone crashes into a school bus killing 6 children.
  • A woman does a Bobbit on hubby and feeds his privates to the family dog because he complained too much about her cooking.

And this was what I got instead…

Landslide tumbles and kills two on highway.
Landslide massacres.
Two cars burrying in the landslide.
Lorry hit back by bus. Up next.
Think twice before you grumbling your wife’s cooking. Find out more after the commercial break.
A woman cut up her husband’s penis and sewed as dog food.
No one killed in major landside tumbled accident.
Do not talking on handphone while driving. We will tell you more after this.
Woman going mad with silly action after grumble by her husband about her cooking. Stay tuned.
The reason for a cruel wife to slaughter her husband. Coming up next.

=.=

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