DISCLAIMER: If you have no stomach or am not in the mood to enjoy a little bit of sarcasm, please move onto another blog. Plenty of sarcasm coming up soon.

Oh, for those of you expecting pictures from my recent trip to Hanoi, they’ll be up by next weekend – I promise. Nil’s got the ‘hard copies’ of ALL the pictures. So unless you want to settle for French captioned ones, you’ll have to wait. Sorry. ~_~

I think I’m on a roll here. After last night, I seem to be in the mood for dissing people – and I mean this in a good way.

For those of you who don’t know yet, I’m quite active in online forums and I’ve been part of two Malaysian forums for a number of years now. One of them being Women Channel. Now I don’t really put up threads these days – I used to in the past but ever since going to Australia, coming back and getting a job, I am more into replying to posts rather than starting up discussions. Besides, the tone of the board has changed quite a lot – always about boy-girl problems, husband/wife cheating on their partners, divorce, children issues, sexual issues, the list goes on and on but I think you got the rough idea.

Now, my ex, the person I refer to on this blog by the name of Raymond (no guesses as to why I chose the name?) is also part of this forum. That was how we met actually…but that’s not the story. Since our breakup – most of the people in the forum knew about our relationship and that we were no longer together – things have been quite calm, I’d like to think. Occasionally, he pisses me off by telling me that I’m narrow-minded for thinking that adultery is bad or that the other woman is not so smart by sticking to a married man with kids…and then when he gets caught out, tells me that he didn’t understand me or that he was being sarcastic.

I think he would have scored heaps of brownie points for being one of the biggest bullshiters I know.

ANYWAY…

The thread was about how this guy was getting it on with his housemate’s girlfriend and right under his housemate’s nose. They do it 1-2 times a day (sometimes more) and even when the housemate is in the room. The two posts I made to the guy was pretty general and only served to reiterate what others have said…

I can’t understand why some men let their dick do ALL the thinking and some women let their punanis do ALL the thinking as well.

WHAT ARE THE BOTH OF YOU THINKING??? Your selfish behaviour (both you AND her) will only end up hurting EVERYONE in the triangle. But you know what? People are going to sympathize more with the guy who’s getting cuckolded.

Remember dude: what goes around comes around. Beware.

One word for ya:

PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

And players break hearts…

I then struck up an online conversation with another forum member – someone I know quite well OFF the forum and we were exchange our thoughts about how our society view sexual conquests and stuff. My three posts to her were these:

I’ll brand him as a slut/player as well not just her alone – it takes two to tango. Besides, both parties will benefit and lose out.

Yah…I know what you mean but not everyone in society will think of it that way.

Besides, apart from his housemate inflicting pain on him, he’s got to be aware of the possibility of contracting STDs too. *double hohohoho*

If they have been doing it bareback….*SCARY*

And yes, yeah…pity sometimes innocent women get dragged into shit that men got themselves into eons ago.

In comes the stupid ex of a twerp telling me (and her) this:

A & E,

Chill.

E,

Cut the guy some slack. Men have been doing it to women all this while, so what if the women do it back to the men? Gender Equality and all that jazz. If he gets some STDs, its a jackpot. At least he got SOMETHING – if not the girl, something of hers.

Cheers
DV

I was like W.T.F! I mean did I read that correctly or what. SO I calmly wrote a reply – you will always know that I’m calm when I am full of sarcasm [please PLEASE take note of that!] (I cry when I am very very pissed or upset and that’s all I can do – I can’t even write a decent reply). You’d think that after 1.5 years of going out with me, he would know but you know what? I think he lacks any grey matter up there.

Here was my reply. Enjoy.

D.V.,

Cut the guy some slack. Men have been doing it to women all this while, so what if the women do it back to the men? Gender Equality and all that jazz. If he gets some STDs, its a jackpot. At least he got SOMETHING – if not the girl, something of hers.

Cut the guy some slack for what? I’m merely saying that if two people want to get on it behind their partner(s)’ backs, then don’t stoop so low as to label just one party and pin the blame all on her – “oh she seduced me” “oh she did this and that to me”. I didn’t say anything about how he shouldn’t enjoy it while he’s getting it. I didn’t say anything about how he has betrayed his housemate. Just reiterating what other people have said ie. “Watch your back lest the housemate finds out. He’ll be pretty pissed.”

He’s the victim? *scoffs* Please don’t sit on your arse and tell me that he walked into this blindfolded and was raped 1-2 times a day…even hide his rapist in his bedroom and f**ked her while his housemate/her boyfriend was sleeping next day. Whether he’s willing to admit it or not, he’s playing her too – the old fashioned way.

Gender equality? You talk about gender equality in only one context and that’s how women have come on far, so far that they start having sex like men and even start acting like men. Frankly, gender equality is more than just those things.

We become only truly equal when women EARN the right to call men SLUTS and not studs. When society starts telling its men that sleeping around is slutty behaviour and not something impressive, when the labelling changes. Mind you, society is HARDLY raving about gender equality. You heard A. Women like her get branded as whores, the ‘other’ woman is seen as a homewrecker, desperate, slutty, etc – so why can’t men get branded as sluts/players when they help someone to cheat on their partner?

You spout the words “gender equality” easily off your tongue but when I call Wyn a “slut” for abetting and assisting in cheating on his lover’s partner, you tell me to cut the guy some slack. BULLSHIT is more like what you’re spitting out, DV. If it’s sarcasm you meant, you need a better tactic. I just don’t get it. But wait, I never did. Understand you, I mean.

But we’ll just leave it at that – otherwise you’ll start accusing me of picking a fight with you, or misunderstanding you, or getting all hiffy-huffy over your words…or worse, stalking you. *shivers*

As for Wyn,

Since the almighty DV dictates that I cut you some slack, here are my two cents:

GO F**K this girl – twice a day, three times a day, as often as you like la – who gives a shit about the consequences? GO F**K with the principles of true friendship. ENJOY it while it still lasts. After all, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? You’re a stud, after all, in the eyes of society. Make the most of it. YOU’RE THE MAN! After all, you’ve got nothing to lose but your integrity! AIYA…who cares about integrity when you have a warm pussy and firm breasts holding you together and keeping you hard.

There, I said my two cents – but that’s what cheap advice really is. Nothing but cheap, ripe bullshit. Hope you like it.